Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

11.05.2009

Scribble: Undead + Robot = this?

      Dangling between spindly, clanking fingers, the strange artifact dangled precariously from its chain, little patches of metal gleaming through the rusted links. Eyes little more than glowing green dots in pools of darkness, the skeletal figure leaned in closer to investigate, placing a free arm against bended knees for balance.
      Cold, gray flesh twisting into a contemplative frown, the detective gradually raised another metal hand, its exposed metal sinews and wires coated in a fine blanket of dust. With delicate precision, a sharp fingertip gently tapped on the ornate brass casing, sending little particles of rust into the air.
      Spinning in the air, the artifact remained otherwise static, casting little particles of rust into the air. Moments passed before, quite suddenly, the side of the strange pendant creaked open, as dust from another time swirled into the ancient air. Startled from his stillness, the detective quickly regained his balance, bringing the exposed surface closer to investigate.
      A quiet tick echoed throughout the catacombs, as the hands of the watch shifted ever so slightly, only to grow still once more. With a frown, the mechanical figure closed the creaking door, clenching the device gently in one hand.
      "I have seen this before..." he began, in a voice choked with dust and gravel. "It once . . . was mine..."

10.22.2009

Scribble: I need to see if the SCP Foundation has a record on this guy.

      Static echoed from the rusted box, its drooping antenna nothing more than wire and peeling tape. Upon its face, the ghost of some knob or another lingered over a jagged metal prong, as rust drifted in and out of the solitary speaker. Nearby stood an unadorned table, its legs buckling under its own weight, blanketed by dust and the greasy mold starting to form upon its surface. Only a single chair, itself nothing more than bound twigs and damp, oozing glue, remained for use; no trace of what other furniture there might have been remained.
      From behind an unseen door emerged a single, lithe figure, a white paper mask obscuring all the features of its face. Walking in erratic movements to the radio, the shadow paused, slowly jerking its bank visage around as though aware of being watched. Without another moment's hesitation, the specter threw an arm across the room, reaching farther than any human arm could, the sounds of breaking bones and torn sinews barely audible above the din. Flicking the skeleton of some radio dial, the static soon became overpowering, as the pale mask turned around, again and again, as each crick of sundered bone still lingered.
      A sudden stillness overtook the shadow, its arm back to the way it had been, the twitching motions now calmed. In but a moment, a small line formed upon the mask, growing wider and larger, the figure's head convulsing with each inch. Jagged teeth, grinning, with no eyes or nose or ears to accompany it, ripped across its face, as the static gave way to the sound of aggravated breathing. Even without sight, it turned to face its unseen audience, as the very neck of the shade started to snake and twist from the body, oozing like a fleshy, bleeding worm culled from a sore...
      "And that's when we stopped the tape," the agent added, breathing heavily.
      "Reason?" demanded the faceless monolith before him.
      "Because that's when it reached through the television screen," he blurted out, starting to tremble before adding, "sir."

10.21.2009

Scribble: Unfunny jokes.

A horse walks into a bar. The barkeep asks, "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, as it is a figment of the barkeep's imagination. One patron turns to another and whispers, "he hasn't been the same since his wife died." The other patron solemnly nods in agreement.

* * * * *


A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar. The barkeep says, "what is this, some kind of joke?" The priest, upon catching sight of the barkeep, immediately turns to leave, rushing out of the bar. Before the imam can ask, the barkeep begrudgingly says, "she left me standing at the altar." The rabbi stands still, overtaken by the awkward silence.

* * * * *


A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar. The brunette orders a 7 & 7 without delay. The barkeep asks the blonde for her order. "None for me," she replies sadly, after a few moment's hesitation. "Are you sure?" asks the barkeep, noticing her seeming embarrassment. "Yes," she replies softly, before taking her leave from her friend and leaves the bar.

She passes by a tiny cemetery on the walk room, and struggles to slide between the old iron gates. After walking for a few minutes in the chill autumn air, she stops before a small gravestone, falling to her knees.

"I'm sorry, son," she chokes between sobs, clutching the piece of granite. "I couldn't keep you safe..."

From atop the marker, a dented toy car falls onto the frosty ground.

10.20.2009

Scribble: Scene from a future project?

      A candle's fickle flame danced upon the wick, as she looked across the tiny attic once more. Having slipped away from her companions as they slept, the waif couldn't help but smile at her new-found privacy, suppressing an anxious giggle in an effort not to wake them. Trying to brush away long silver locks, her fingertips graced the ornate leather patch where her left eye once had been, and the tender care someone had taken to ease the loss with beauty.
      Another gift, thought the waif, her single eye welling-up with a tear. One you promised you'd take back someday, if only to give me another. But that's not why I'm here...
      With a wistful sigh, she quickly unfastened the fabric above her breast, just enough to reveal a small, metal chamber where her heart might've been. Cautiously, her slender fingers tapped a gentle rhythm, as the circular seal shifted away, revealing but an elaborate series of gears and springs, roughly in the shape of a heart.
      Gently reaching inside, her fingers found a small locket, fitting in place with its surroundings almost perfectly, despite its peculiar shape. Staring longingly at the little rabbit of brass, the waif released yet another sigh, before folding the trinket into her pale, soft hands.
      Thank you, she thought, the faint clicking of her inner mechanisms sounding almost like a song. May we meet again so very soon...

10.14.2009

Scribble: This is how I've been feeling lately.

      His eyes nervously scanned his surroundings, methodically looking in every direction that wasn't obscured by trees. Finding no others nearby, he released a brief sigh, a single gust of steam quietly whistling into the chill autumn air. He was alone; of this, there was no doubt.
      Looking up at his evergreen audience, the lines of his face crinkled in resignation. Carefully undoing the buttons of his long overcoat, he could hear the constant clicking in his ears grow louder. Did it always used to be like this? he asked himself, his expression betraying no despair or longing.
      Another set of buttons awaited his fingertips, his digits mechanically undoing each and every clasp with the greatest of speed. Without looking, his hand strayed to his exposed chest, reaching out of instinct.
      A mass of gears and springs came out, lazily winding-down, leaving a cold, deep hole where his heart should be.
      Did it always used to be like this?

8.24.2009

"Distance"

      it keeps going, punching keys despite the static swirling over the screen.
      every line dead. nothing to be said of the other operators.
      with unblinking eye, it keeps typing, a breathless "no" repeating in echo...

5.30.2009

Scribble: A series of dreams about love.

      The building was an amalgamation of three high schools, three colleges, and a hospital that I'd known from various points in my life. Linoleum flooring, drywall randomly giving way to tiles, lighting that changed with every blink. Faceless friends came and went in the halls, none of them notable, but all familiar in that tip-of-the-tongue way.
      Soon, I stood in a room full of sinks, a former lover beside me. She appeared to be only one of my ex-girlfriends, but as she spoke and her mannerisms showed, I could see that she, too, was an amalgamation, just as everything else in this dream. Neither of us felt anything for the other, but we still had to pretend for everyone around. It was all so familiar, yet nothing felt it.
      We splashed water at each other, and gave fake laughter as a response. We stood together, in awkward silence, not knowing what to do without an audience.

* * * * *


      It was a tall, wooden lodge with a high ceiling, where several cats played on the rafters, caught-up in impossible games with birds and mice. A solid oak bar stretched deep into the room, seemingly endless and forever caught in the dim light of late evening. I sat there, halfway facing the great glass entryway, but was nursing water instead of booze.
      I knew the owners well, one of whom looking surprisingly like the older husband of a babysitter from my childhood. I don't know if he was also named "Tiger," but it wouldn't surprise me, given his general attitude. He was quick with a joke, quicker with a smile, and seemed to know everyone around, even if he didn't. Wrinkles had taken what looks he had, but he still had the ol' charm in him. Someone you'd want to run a bar.
      The other, who was serving drinks, never stayed away from me for too long. She was a few years younger than me, but walked with the gentle grace of someone who had grown used to acting older. Even her way of dressing was flattering only in that her sweater revealed the lines of her petite frame. Her laugh was soft, her smile was bright, and her long hair kept dancing between orange and an almost pinkish red, like the sunset itself. Our hands seemed to naturally fall against one-another, and more than once, on that bar, her slender fingers mingled with mine. We couldn't help but smile when near each other, which was almost all the time.
      I was the only one who knew their secret: plenty of men, particularly men his age, would come to the bar and want to try their luck with her, only for him to come around and remind them that she was his wife. A few chuckles, the same kind of laugh a good-hearted fellow will use to warn those of lesser stature. I was the only one he never got protective around.
      They weren't actually married. He was just being protective of us, because we made each other happy, and didn't want anyone to get in the way of that. She was an orphan who needed a job, and he was a good enough man to give her one in such a sketchy town.
      By the end of the dream, we were holding hands, and not letting go.

* * * * *


      It was a massive convention hall, though one that had collided with a warehouse of novelties and random pieces of memorabilia. For once, I was not a character, but a camera, watching the drama of another set of lives unfold before me.
      Four friends, joking quietly, visiting some sort of festival. Two young men were there, one Asian-American, the other I guessed was Cherokee. They were joined by two young women, one of whom was nondescript, but only because of the angle of the "camera." Only one of the young men spoke frequently; the other young man, and one of the young women, just never elected to speak that often. The fourth, the dark-skinned girl with long, bright pink hair, almost seemed incapable of speech. Everyone had a seat at a great, long table, which was, in turn, in an area surrounded by other such tables. A sampling of foods and drinks was going-on in the uproarious hall, and the quiet young man, alongside the mute, seemed uncomfortable.
      As soon as glass pipes were being drawn by most of those in attendance, to sample a variety of smoking herbs, the young man and the mute left in haste, remembering the words of a fortune teller who had come to them, sometime prior to the dream. "You will see flowers and a sacred room, wherein your truest love will come to you." Scrambling across the convention floor, the two searched for nothing in particular, though the words of the fortuneteller rang in their heads. Separated from the massive gathering, the young man finally found his voice: a chipper, upbeat tone that sounded much like any fellow outside of his teenage years. After some time, the mute, too, spoke, in such a tender and sweet voice that it sounded like music.
      After an endless array of junk, kitsch, and strange displays of plumbing, there came a grand display of white lilies, beside a glowing door that seemed out of place in the industrial maze. Clenching hands tightly, they ran toward the light seeping through the cracks. They reached for the doorknob, seemingly as one.
      He died almost instantly, falling into a mysterious pool of lava just beyond the door. The fortuneteller lied to them, in order to reveal two men who were planning on destroying the entire building -- and later, all of humanity -- out of spite and broken hearts. She fought them both, and soon they, too, died in the same trap set for the young man, realizing too late that all they needed for their happiness was each other.
      She, too, gave her life to save the unknowing crowds outside, but was granted with a vision before she died: a little boy and his grandfather, a woodcutter, stumbling upon a little girl in the wilderness.
      She saw that their love would bring them back to life, and so she closed her eyes, accepting what was to come.
      I felt powerless. I felt my heart break upon her passing, and wondered if there was some other way she could've gotten her happy ending...

5.27.2009

Flash Fiction: While cleaning up the blog...

      He picks it up off the dusty ground, gives it a good brushing. Never found one as good as this he thinks, holding it up to the dim lantern light. His tired eyes trace etched lines across its surface, weaving in intricate patterns engraved into the steel.
      If only you weren't so damn rusty, he adds with a sigh, as he lowers it to his side. With a loud clang, the metal appendage is reconnected to his right shoulder, skeletal metal fingers clicking involuntarily.
      "Much better," comes a low grumble, as tired eyes return to the dusty ground below. "Maybe this time, you'll stay attached..."

3.11.2009

Scribble: Another one of those streams...

      She walked with moonlit eyes, or so they'd say if she ever kept them open or free. Hiding behind thick bangs that swayed when she walked, they remained a lunar mystery, a glowing reminder of the brightness inside.
      She walked onto streets paved with broken stones and the tears of old men, dreams long forgotten and lost to time. Yet, every so often she would bow her head, bangs threatening to reach down to the ground, as though paying respect to what was lost before she was even conceived as an idea. She walks, solemn, keeping the moon enclosed in threaded jail cells with each step.
      But I, I with nothing more to do than wax poetic on the midnight wanderings of the eccentric, step beside, trying to get a passing glance at what ocular marvels lie hidden in the dark.
      For a brief moment, I see the glow. And then, in a heartbeat, she is gone, leaving nothing in her wake save the full moon above, suddenly free of cloudy oppressors.
      So I walk...

2.23.2009

Scribble: This is why I don't write while sick.

      Another cough. Race to the sink, barely in time to expunge. Head feels like swimming with cement shoes.
      Cold water. Hands dry, cracked, bare. A gnat, waterlogged, washes upon the porcelain shore. Maybe I drowned it. So ignorant.
      Another cough. Nothing comes. Steady pace back to the couch. Legs flail like fleeing gnats, made soggy by immeasurable giants.
      Running nose. Tonight, I am a murderer. Tonight, something tries to murder me.
      Another cough...

1.07.2009

Scribble: Snow globes are sinister, aren't they?

      She perched by the window, fogged as it was, staring across the frosted field, and beyond the gnarled, bare limbs of trees. Blowing the steam rising from her mug, her silver-gray eyes drifted to the clock on the wall.
      Seven o'clock, as always.
      A tremor shook the house, as the snow across the field rose up, scattering across the horizon and air above. Falling onto her back, the observer could barely keep from slipping from consciousness by the scalding tea now permeating her clothes.
      Above, a giant eye, peering down into her window from the formless void beyond, watched with glee as snowflakes settled once more onto the frosty ground.
      She awoke, still in her bed, cold sweat drenching her sheets. The nightmares were getting worse with every night's slumber. She peered over at her alarm clock, hidden beneath the remnants of last night's cleaning binge.
      Seven o'clock, as always.

1.02.2009

Scribble: Too much kaiju tonight.

      He stood there, a piece of skyscraper clutched in a three-fingered hand, surrounded by tanks and the ceaseless screaming of the small, squishy creatures whose homes he now destroyed. Looking over them with one giant, glaring eye, the giant heaved its otherwise featureless head, a sigh rumbling across the city.
      I just want to be loved, he thought, arms -- and skyscraper -- falling to his sides.
      In the distance, buildings were still toppling over from the sheer force of his ennui.